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POST #7
Last night I apparently took a road trip to Oregon with a van full of people and had two too many 40s. We stopped for food and I wasn't able to fully remove my pants before trying to pee in a urinal. After changing my soaking wet pants in the parking lot I proceeded to go back inside the restaurant and finish eating my cheeseburger with two spoons. I regained consciousness as we pulled up to the house we were staying at and asked, "Who the hell peed on my shoes?"
POST #6
Last night I apparently had a Christmas party in our suite. I had heard a joke made about me and apparently took it the wrong way, went into my bedroom, proceeded to punch my dorm window (approx. 2 ft wide by 1 foot high) out and glass shattered everywhere. Campus police then knocked on the door, and I answered. They asked me if our room was the one with the shattered glass, and I told them "I don't know..." with a bed sheet covered in blood around my hand. They then walked in, took the 7 people's ID's and had my window replaced within the day. I told them the next day that I had just slammed the window too hard and the maintenance guy said how "that there were hairline fractures in a lot of the windows and it happens a lot." I never heard from campus police about it again.
POST #5
Last night I apparently came back to my dorm room and was dared to punch the fire alarm glass. If I didn't do it my buddy would, so I punched it so that he wouldnt say that I bitched out. After I punched it, I immediately started to bleed and glass pieces were stuck in my hand. I then ran to the bathroom to hide by standing on top of a toilet. Just to my luck, security ended up finding me by following a trail of blood drops to the bathroom. I ended up with alot of trouble and 7 stitches.
POST #4
Last night I apparently was so drunk that after I had passed out and people started drawing on me, I woke up and proceeded to start drawing on myself. After my whole body was coded with sharpie, I then decided that my teeth would be next. In the morning the next day, there was a tour going through my dorm and I forgot what happened. Before anyone could stop me I went to go get a gatorade, passing the tour, completely colored in red and blue sharpie, while smiling.
POST #3
Last night I apparently got back to my dormroom, climbed to the top of the labber, and fell directly back (arms spread from 8 feet) onto the top part of my desk chair. I then (according to my roomate) started to spasm and convulse on the floor. I woke up today and the back of my shirt was ripped and there was a 8-inch cut across my back. Very painful experience.
POST #2
Last night I apparently decided that I was LeBron James, which empowered me to do whatever I wanted with no consequences. On the way back from the the bar I was "slam-dunking" on tree branches, pulling them down. The I guess a police officer confronted me and told me to stop but I told him that it was fine because I was LeBron James. Turns out that it was not fine because I ended up in the police station.
POST #1
Last night I apparently was at a party and got in a fight with the party's host. He said he would no longer be mad if I went to buy him cigarettes and more alcohol. So I took the money and walked to the gas station, but then decided that I would run with the money. I ended up walking three miles down the highway before I was sober enough to realize where I was.